it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
You have no idea
serial killer who kidnaps victims and gives the police 24 hours to find and save them. every four hours a clue to the location is added by the killer to the victims snapchat story. once the story expires so does their time
how to get a thigh gap
step 1: open ur legs
step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.
Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation